Me = Belly laugh at least once a day, even at yourself, if not, that's a day wasted. Dry humor is great, being sarcastic is even better. Rudeness is a total waste of human spirit..and drama should be left in the theater....Sex starts in the mind so, brainstorm! Appreciate life, you only get one....if you are going to screw it up, screw it up with some style. If you are planning on lying to me, then be creative, since I'm fairly sharp... I believe in consulting the Magic 8 Ball to help me with important decisions every now and then and love people who have the dignity to deliver a bad joke...after all, a joke is a joke and it deserves the respect of a properly hurled tomato. I am completely in love with my life.....if you're not, change things....change enhances your character. Indulge in your friends, spoil your family, and don't forget to pamper yourself. Girls - Take care of your feet. Pedicures should be a monthly expense...Wear open toed strappy sandals...they are sexy as hell. Suggestion....lets see how much good trouble we can get into. Another thing, trouble and fun are interchangeable my dictionary. Ideally.... anyone that can play pass the buck at baseball games and is not a sore loser when I take home all of the cash. Preferably, someone that can operate a coffee maker, open a bottle of wine properly (yes that means using that little metal cutter), is not bothered when I cuss, can dress to the nines but is more comfortable holding down the couch ordering take out. I am a sports girl at heart and get along better with guys (thanks to my older brother) so hopefully you are not the jealous type as I am very loyal. Sex can be a odd thing, so laughter in the bedroom lightens those awkward moments that some would considering embarrassing....after all, you can't be a stud muffin all of the time (especially in compromising positions)... Turnabout is fair play.... if we are going to have a great night together, have the common decency to call the next day as I refuse to be anyones doormat. Would probably move on despite your nine million excuses so save them for someone that will believe them. I'm probably as laid back as they come and would expect the same....high strung people absolutely wear me out. I enjoy a great game of darts and can whip anyone in Galaga....My shortcoming would have to be dating. I have never been good at it... so if you are going to date me and sleep with whomever every other day of the week, don't bother...since like I said, I am fairly sharp and would find out sooner or later, so have enough respect and spare me the misery. Trust... its all about trust, look it up. Guys, giant pics of your twig and berries have no place with me... Faces are much more appealing unless you have something to hide. PS...Shave your nuts
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